Saturday, August 15, 2009

Salam Akhir




Bila dok pk2 kan ... rasanya uncle nak benti dah blog ni .... dah ade kenangan pahit lak kat sini... so better uncle stop kat sini je lah ......




Akhir kalam dari uncle... rasanya nak attached satu artikel dari sorang kawan yang uncle rasa bagus untuk dibuat bahan telekan ....




and maybe.. mula pose nanti uncle rasa nak delette semua ni ....




Kalau ada yang terasa ke dengan kenakalan uncle selamani ... mintak maaf banyak2 yerrr...


takde niat nak sakitkan sesiapa ... dekat sini uncle hanya hilangkan boring dan tension jerrrr... tak sangalak ade yang marah .. kepada yang berkenaan tu .... harap jangan simpan lam peti segala gurauan uncle dekat sini




Salam




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Asylum for the Verbally Insane
Just to share an activities that we've done during our EF class today (Friday,16th May 2008)Our instructor Mdm Saripah tell us about certain words that wrote perfectly but its pronouns by muted first letter examples: hour become 'our, honour become 'onour, honest become 'onest but honey can't be 'oney, its still pronouns as HONEY. This is very interesting to me when we go through this today.**If you want an explanation on this, ask your English Teacher. HeheheWe'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.If the plural of man is always called men,Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?and three would be those,Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.We speak of a brother and also of brethren,But though we say mother, we never say methren.Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!Let's face it - English is a crazy language.There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren't invented in England .We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,we find that quicksand can work slowly,boxing rings are square,and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking Englishshould be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.We have noses that run and feet that smell.We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down,in which you fill in a form by filling it out,and in which an alarm goes off by going on.And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?If puns were a crime would I be charged with man’s laughter?Bib-- Hjh Anne (Suzana Soon)

3 comments:

  1. aikk...lain macam je bro, biasa la kalo marah2 tu bro,,marah2 sayang tu,tunjukan kelelakianmu,jgn sesekali mengalah,aku sentiasa sokong ko he hee....

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  2. Amboiii... senang cakap.. uncle ang nangung ni.. nungging tau... hahaha... thanks aa atas dorongan semangat diberi ... tapi pasal nak tunjukkan kelakian tu... hmmm ade berat skit aaa bro .... teball kemaluan uncle nanti ... hahahahahaha ....

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  3. jangan mengalah.. pahit tu kenangan manis

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